Here We Go Again

Someone tried to bank another one of our Million Dollar Bill tracts. Fortunately, the bank teller was highly trained, and even though the tract was screwed up to disguise it, he thought that the transaction was suspicious and called the police. Here's the item: "AIKEN, SC (WIS) - Authorities say a bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Georgia, man. Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lieutenant Michael Frank says 31-year-old Alexander D. Smith tried to open an account Monday with a fake $1 million bill. Franks says the employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers. Frank says Smith has been charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery. Authorities say the federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill."