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Monday, March 10, 2008

Oops! I Forgot Something

Scientists are extremely concerned for our species because one third of the honey bees in the United States have disappeared. They are dying by the millions (the bees, that is) and the concern is that crops everywhere require pollination, and if there are no bees, fruits and vegetables can’t grow. They need bees. Experts can’t point to a single factor as a cause.

So I have decided to make an exciting suggestion that will fix the problem. All we need to do is figure out how evolution created the first male and female bees, and do the same. We will need material for a couple of wings, bee skin, bee blood, a small heart, a complex digestive system, eyes, reproductive organs, lungs, a brain, blood vessels, and an instinct to pollinate the flowers, search out nectar, and bring it back to the hive. We will also need the little bags for collecting the nectar and whatever they use to make it into the honey.

Oh! Wait a minute. I forgot something important. We don’t need any materials to begin with. We will make the bees from nothing. That’s how evolution did it in the beginning. Hmmm. That’s kind of stumped me. I’m not sure how to make something from nothing. Well, back to square one. If you have any suggestions, please let me know so that I can pass your knowledge onto the scientists.