Childish notion

The winner of a sandcastle competition was praised for his excellence this week. As the state representative for tourism honored the winner for what the crowd acknowledged were amazing and creative skills, a spokesperson from a group who had named themselves "The Committee for Intelligent Sciences" interrupted the proceedings. He said that the winner was a fraud, and that the sandcastle created itself.

When the crowd roared with laughter, he said that it was his theory and he was there to persuade everyone to believe as he did, and to drop what he called "the childish notion that someone had made the sandcastle."

As two men in white coats escorted the man from the scene, he mumbled something about it taking millions of years for the castle to get to its present state.